Lets find some

[noodles11114]

humor in this hobby. Twenty dollars worth of fish for the best joke voted on by BCA members!

[Slopster]

OK lets try this


Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?








A: Fsh

[shelby67]

Ok I got one...

Why are fish smarter then men?

... Have you ever seen a fish spend hundreds on lures... And still can't catch em!


Ok I got another one...
Why are fish not like men?

.... They know when to keep their mouths shut!


These jokes may get me in trouble, but I sure got a good laugh!

[TomC]

A duck walks into a grocery store and asks, "Got any duck food?"

The clerk tells him, "No, sorry, We don't sell duck food, only human food."

The duck says, "OK, thanks," and leaves.

The next day, the duck comes in again and asks, "Got any duck food?"

Again the clerk says "No.", so the duck leaves.

Another day later, the duck walks in, and says, "Got any duck food?"

The frustrated clerk gets mad and yells at the duck, "I've told you twice already, we don't sell duck food, we never have sold duck food and we never will sell duck food. If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your feet to the floor!!!" The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks in again and asks, "Got any nails?"

"No."

"Got any duck food?"

EDIT: Did I get this wrong? Are they only supposed to be fish jokes?

[gklaw]

Ok I got one...

Why are fish smarter then men?

... Have you ever seen a fish spend hundreds on lures... And still can't catch em!

Have you ever seen a fish spending their hard earned money and working hours hard to keep a human pet alive and happy

This part is for Anthony: Getting up 4:00am in the morning to make sure their pet are doing ok

[Slopster]

Have you ever seen a fish spending their hard earned money and working hours hard to keep a human pet alive and happy

This part is for Anthony: Getting up 4:00am in the morning to make sure their pet are doing ok

So wheres the joke????????
I thought this was a joke thread?????

[gklaw]

So wheres the joke????????
I thought this was a joke thread?????

When you slow down and think about it. Is it not funny we work so hard to keep our fish happy

My fish are so much smarter - or not ? They just swim around in their little box. Contently waiting to be fed and totally unaware of how their little box is sustained by a complex filtration system put in place by lots of planning and labour and sustained by the ongoing loving labour of God, I mean me, to make sure that they are healthy and happy.

Sometime, I wish my fish can say "thanks."

The joke is: human may not be any smarter than fish

PS. I know this one won't be the winner. I am still waiting for my 3rd lucky strike in over 50 years

[Slopster]

[Ursus sapien]

A duck walks into a grocery store and asks, "Got any duck food?"

The clerk tells him, "No, sorry, We don't sell duck food, only human food."

The duck says, "OK, thanks," and leaves.

The next day, the duck comes in again and asks, "Got any duck food?"

Again the clerk says "No.", so the duck leaves.

Another day later, the duck walks in, and says, "Got any duck food?"

The frustrated clerk gets mad and yells at the duck, "I've told you twice already, we don't sell duck food, we never have sold duck food and we never will sell duck food. If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your feet to the floor!!!" The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks in again and asks, "Got any nails?"

"No."

"Got any duck food?"

EDIT: Did I get this wrong? Are they only supposed to be fish jokes?

Tom - your joke is one of my favorite YouTube videos!

waddle waddle

[mikebike]

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. After makind love, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...

"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called." she says speaking in a cheery voice.

"Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. that sounds terrific...

Great!...

Thanks...

Okay...

Bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."