L.O.L....gotta love CANADA

[Aquaman]

So as I see it ....


IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…


* recieved in a e-mail !!*

[Adz1]

wow....lol

[TCR]

Yea....We are pretty hard on them.. least we can do is greet them at the pier and present them with leys

[TomC]

Are you saying you prefer the ways of those others countries? There are always excesses, mismanagement, and abuse in any system. Criticize those if you like, and I will agree. When did compassion become such a dirty word in Canada?

[Crazy_NDN]

HAHAHA that was great.

[TCR]

Note on the bottom "received in email"

chillax dude

Are you saying you prefer the ways of those others countries? There are always excesses, mismanagement, and abuse in any system. Criticize those if you like, and I will agree. When did compassion become such a dirty word in Canada?

[hopelessamor]

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chillax dude

Yea....We are pretty hard on them.. least we can do is greet them at the pier and present them with leys

ROTFL.....

[Peter 3.0L]

So true. lol.

[Ursus sapien]

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chillax dude

yes, and then reposted. I'm with TomC on this one.

[Aquaman]

Are you saying you prefer the ways of those others countries? There are always excesses, mismanagement, and abuse in any system. Criticize those if you like, and I will agree. When did compassion become such a dirty word in Canada?

LOL Tom ...I have more compassion than you could imagine.But I also have a sense of hee haw .
Them other countrys...good on them . You may of missed an important part here .


IF YOU CROSS THE * enter country here * BORDER ILLEGALLY.....this is what happens .

If I go to visit any country I don't think I would sneak in with no i/d on a boat piloted by say smugglers ...lets say.... oh unless it was Canada it seems ....

I hesitated putting this up and even edited to say I received an e-mail.I felt bad about the last sentence with the word I in it referring to me....not .. ( that was part of the e-mail.)

There is compassion here...( My country is a great Multicultural country....no one even comes close my friend. ) ...but it has to be mixed with fairness and at least a bit of common sense. That what the joke is about.....( did you realize there were explosive residue and related stuff on the last boat load of Ilegal Visitors to grace our coast....just sayin eh.
BTW not all of it is true ...I don't think they give em Credit cards.
As for Posters 5.6 & 7 ... thanks for getting it as funny....sorta .






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