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Here is my favorite one. My Dad used to tell me this one all the time.

" Life is like a roll of toilet paper
the closer you get to the end
the faster it goes. " So true ....unfortunatly :(.

and yet another ....You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it

Come on now I am sure there are some favorites out there.
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The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished by the indifference of others.
Dag Hammarskogjold (1905 - 1961)
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Dorothy Parker, (attriibuted)
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To be loved for what one is, is the greatest exception. The great majority love in others only what they lend him, for their own selves, their version of him. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
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How does love come?
It comes unsought – unsent.
How does love go? / It was not love that went.
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. (Mark Twain)

You can't have everything....where would you put it?
 

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Rule #1: I am always RIGHT!

Rule #2: When I am wrong, see Rule #1! :D

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

Or:

A bird in the hand is worth 2 paper towels and some soap:D

Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

You never need a gun until you need one BADLY!

There are NO atheists in a foxhole.
 

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Found this one recently:
tea leaves
tea loves
loves tea
lives tea
leaves tea?
never.

And I've always liked this one from Billy Connolly:
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
 

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Rule #1: I am always RIGHT!

Rule #2: When I am wrong, see Rule #1! :D

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

Or:

A bird in the hand is worth 2 paper towels and some soap:D

Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

You never need a gun until you need one BADLY!

There are NO atheists in a foxhole.
Hahaha I love this one!
 

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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

One from my wife: Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly....on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
 
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