LMFAO!!!!have to agree my wife will like not seeing our cutlery in the tank..
To avoid the "OH MY GOD are those my forks in the fish tank" syndrome with your significant others, head down to Dollarama or some dollar store and pick up a hand load of forks for a buck....marital harmony from that point forward....same with measuring cups...set of measuring cups was 99 cents.
I picked up a couple of these from April today. They are about two inches in length, 2/pack, made of marine grade something or other - won't rust!!!
And they help keep your forks where they belong: in the drawer and NOT at the bottom of your tank